Monday, March 2, 2009

Some of the Greatest Links You'll Ever Get!!

I haven't been updating this lately, so I figured today I'll just throw a few links at you that should keep you busy day after day.

Digg


CollegeHumor


The Onion


Ruminations


Revision3


OVGuide

My Video Links (This site has many high quality movies and TV shows constantly being uploaded for streaming and free downloading.)

I would also like to show you this video of what I hope the future of technology is like in my lifetime... everything in here seems possible.

<a href="http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-GB&playlist=videoByUuids:uuids:a517b260-bb6b-48b9-87ac-8e2743a28ec5&showPlaylist=true&from=shared" target="_new" title="Future Vision Montage">Video: Future Vision Montage</a>

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Some Links....

New Sony Gizmo!!


Internet Laughter Chart

Amazing Jumbotron Moment


Antiques Roadshow 2550


Jake and Amir: Sick Day


Jake and Amir: Sick Day 2

Friday, February 13, 2009

Photo Time!!

Try these on for size!!

Just another day on the farm.
Horsetree

Pie Chart Look-a-Like
MrPie

Sometimes the 0's fall off those pesky bills.
Puffdolla

Awesome Store Front
GuitarStore

Snowbama
Snowbama

Shoebama
Shoebama

Taser Mania!!

Steve, The Lawn Mower Guy (Thanks to Chris Downey)



Don't Tase Me, Bro!



Chewbacca Tasered



3 Cops Tasered



Also, don't forget to scroll down and check out the taser story!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

A Few Videos for the Day

Freaky Best Man Speech (Thanks Renae)



Flight of the Conchords: Hiphopopatomus vs. Rhymenoceros



The Other Team


More Stuff Soon!

YouTube Adsense Test

I'm trying out this new YouTube Adsense thing to try and make what few cents I can with this blog.
I figured it might also add new content to the site, since I handpicked the channels that it should show.
Again, this is just a test, don't know exactly how well this works yet.
Here it goes!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

David After Dentist MANIA!!!

I'm sure you've all heard of this video with the kid all high after going to the dentist. Well, here are a few videos related to it. I have the original, the remix, and the remake.

ORIGINAL


REMIX


REMAKE


Blink-182.... ummm, FUCK YEAH!

Blink-182 officially announced their reuniting at the Grammy's and I couldn't be more happy... YES!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Pocket Taser Stun Gun

I remember overhearing about this story a couple months ago but for some reason I never looked for it online. Finally, it came in e-mail form from my mom. Enjoy!

Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this:


Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie.


What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??

WAY TOO COOL!


Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.

Nothing! I was disappointed.

I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!!

Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?


There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat.

But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.

Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another.

The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.

All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5' long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...?

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it dipshit,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.


I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . .
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . .. . WHAT THE HELL!!!


I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again.

I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs?

The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.

Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself!

You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative?


SON-OF-A-BITCH, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.


My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.

My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling.

Apparently I shit myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair.

I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!!

P. S. My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!

'If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid.'

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

A Few Videos From Cracked.com

The 5 Most Popular YouTube Pages (Are All Retarded)


Creepiest Blind Date Ever


Internet Party


Internet Party 2

LOST Mania!!

Tonight on LOST at 9/8c
Season 5: Episode 4 --- "The Little Prince"
Kate discovers that someone knows the secret of Aaron's true parental lineage.

LOST: Destiny Calls

Sayid Bombs at Stand-Up


Locke Speed Photoshop Drawing


Kate Speed Photoshop Drawing


Sawyer Speed Photoshop Drawing


Family Guy's Lost Parody (Embedding is Disabled)


MadTV Lost Parody


Frank TV Lost Parody



Lostpedia
(For everything you need to know about LOST)

The Minibosses

The Minibosses play some pretty awesome Nintendo music for all to enjoy! Even if you don't know the song!! But it's better if you do.



Download:
The Minibosses - Brass - 2005

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Oobleck Mania!!

Cornstarch + Water = Oobleck (Non-Newtonian Liquid Fun!)
Here are a few videos that are sure to entertain you.


Mythbusters' Walking on Water Myth


Time Warp Cornstarch and Water Pool


Dancing Goop


Sonic Corn Starch


UNRELATED BONUS SCIENCE BLUNDER!!!
Yoshimoto Cube


Monday, February 2, 2009

Super Mash Bros.

Sick of the same old mash-ups?? Well, Super Mash Bros. mash up shitty (yet catchy) radio rap with some indie, some rock, some old and new pop, and they do it well! I'm leaving a sample up on here for you to test out the sound and see if you like what you hear. And, well, if you like it, I'm also leaving a link I found to the full length album for you to enjoy! But, I would suggest just skipping the 1st track, it's pretty annoying.



Download:
Fuck Bitches. Get Euros.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Flight of the Conchords US Tour

2009 Spring US Tour

Hey Flight of the Conchords fans,

Flight of the Conchords are pleased to announce a 2009 Spring US Tour!

Tickets go on sale to the public on Friday & Saturday, February 6th and 7th, but as a very special Flight of the Conchords fan you have access to the exclusive pre-sale beginning this Monday, February 2nd at 10 AM.

Just find the link to your city's venue, or follow the asterisk to the link below, and enter the password "sugalumps."

4/6/09 – Tampa, FL – Tampa Bay Performing Arts Center #
Buy tickets - http://www.tbpac.org/shows/show.asp?showId=2308
4/7/09 – Coral Gables, FL – University of Miami BankUnited Center *#
4/8/09 – Orlando, FL – UCF Arena *#
4/10/09 – Nashville, TN – Ryman Auditorium *#
4/11/09 – Atlanta, GA – Fox Theatre *#
4/13/09 – Washington, D.C. - Constitution Hall *#
4/14/09 – New York, NY – Radio City Music Hall *#
4/17/09 – Boston, MA – Agganis Arena *#
4/18/09 – Philadelphia, PA – Tower Theatre (2 shows) #
Buy tickets - http://www.livenation.com/edp/eventId/402172
Buy tickets (2nd show) - http://www.livenation.com/edp/eventId/402174
4/19/09 – Kent, OH – Kent State University *#
4/21/09 – Toronto, ON – Massey Hall *^
4/22/09 – Toronto, ON – Massey Hall *^
4/24/09 – Detroit, MI – Fox Theatre *^
4/25/09 – Bloomington, IN – IU Auditorium *^
4/26/09 – Madison, WI – Overture Center for the Arts ^
Buy tickets - http://ev12.evenue.net/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/SEGetEventList?groupCode=PR:PR535547414C554D5053&linkID=overture&shopperContext=&caller=PR&appCode=&prc=SUGALUMPS
4/28/09 – Chicago, IL – Aerie Crown *^
4/30/09 – St. Louis, MO – Fox Theatre ^
Buy tickets - http://ev6.evenue.net/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ExecMacro/evenue/ev69/se/DisplayPromoList.d2w/report?linkID=metro&RSRC=&RDAT=&caller=PR
5/2/09 – Milwaukee, WI – Riverside Theatre (2 shows) ^
Buy tickets - http://protected.tickets.com/buy/TicketOnsale?poid=14163&orgid=3823&agency=PABST_B2B5
5/3/09 – Minneapolis, MN – Northrop Auditorium ^
Buy tickets - http://protected.tickets.com/buy/TicketOnsale?poid=14163&orgid=3823&agency=PABST_B2B5
5/5/09 – Dallas, TX – Nokia Theatre *^
5/6/09 – Houston, TX – Jones Hall *^
5/7/09 – Austin, TX – Bass Concert Hall ^
Buy tickets - http://ev9.evenue.net/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ExecMacro/evenue/ev69/se/DisplayPromoList.d2w/report?linkID=tex-pac&RSRC=&RDAT=&caller=PR&RSRC=tex-pac&RDAT=pre-FLIGHT
5/10/09 – Vancouver, BC – Center in Vancouver for the Performing Arts *%
5/11/09 – Seattle, WA – Paramount Theatre %
Buy tickets - http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?organ_val=30247&pid=6445350
5/12/09 – Seattle, WA – Paramount Theatre %
Buy tickets - http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?organ_val=30247&pid=6445351
5/14/09 – Portland, OR – Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall *%
5/16/09 – Denver, CO – Red Rocks Amphitheatre *%%
5/17/09 – Salt Lake City, UT – Abravanel, Hall %
Buy tickets - http://www.arttix.org/tickets/production.aspx?performanceNumber=3629
5/19/09 – Phoenix, AZ – Dodge Theatre %
Buy tickets - http://www.livenation.com/edp/eventId/403402
5/20/09 – San Diego, CA – RIMAC Arena *%
5/22/09 – Santa Barbara, CA – County Bowl *%
5/23/09 – Las Vegas, NV – The Joint *%
5/24/09 – Los Angeles, CA – Greek Theatre *%
5/25/09 – Berkeley, CA – Berkeley Community Theatre (2 shows) *%

* = CLICK HERE TO BUY TICKETS: http://www.ticketmaster.com/artist/1124925/mtou

SPECIAL GUESTS
# = w/ Kristen Schaal
^ = w/ Eugene Mirman
% = w/ Arj Barker
%% = w/ Iron & Wine AND Arj Barker

Friday, January 30, 2009

Mr. K: January 30, 2009

The photos are hyperlinked - click a photo to read the corresponding story.



















January 30, 2009

Music:
Select_Start-The_Rotary-(EP)-2008-FNT
[Powerpop/Indie/Emotronic]
Select Start

Pictures:
The Art of Invisibility

Games:
Bubble Tanks 2

News:

Pot Field Spotted With Google Earth

Random Sites:
Hamburger Bed
Pickle Donkey Knife
Do Unicorns Exist?
Is it Christmas?

Movies:
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li


Viral Videos:

Jake and Amir: Keys

Thursday, January 29, 2009

A Few Videos For All To Enjoy!!

Possessed Cupcake Dog


Dillon/Edwards Investment


To-Do List


Andy McKee - Rylynn


Wizards Never Die


What Am I??



Ya'll 'njoy Naw!!

January 29, 2009

Music:
It's Like Love - You're Too Sweet For Rock & Roll (2009)
[Powerpop/Rock/Pop Punk]
It's Like Love

Pictures:
Have you seen this cat?
Good News Everyone!
The Presidential Transition

Games:
Achievement Unlocked

News:
100-0 Winning Coach Fired For Not Apologizing

Random Sites:
Dance Party! (Move your mouse to make music.)

Movies:
The Go-Getter [Trailer]

Viral Videos:
The WTF Blanket


Wednesday, January 28, 2009

January 28, 2009

Tonight on LOST at 9/8c
Season 5: Episode 3 --- "Jughead"
Desmond goes in search of a woman who could be the key to helping Faraday stop the island's erratic movements through time.

LOST: Destiny Calls

Music:

Lets_Get_It-Demos-2008
[Powerpop/Electronica/Rock]
Lets Get It

Pictures:
Bears Riding Horses
Look-A-Like Contest Winner

Games:
Shore Siege!

News:
Goat Arrested for Armed Robbery
Where do they think they are, Nigeria?? Oh.

Random Links:
Neave (Interactive Trippy Site)

Movies:
Fanboys [Trailer]



Viral Videos:

Big Ball Balance Blunder


Bret's Angry Dance (Flight of the Conchords)

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

January 27, 2009

Music:
MySpace Worthy--- Call The Cops! [Pop/Rock/Indie]
Hot Lyrics--- Daft Punk - Around the World
Daily Download--- Love_It_Or_Leave_It-This_Time_The_Stakes_Are_Higher-(EP)-2008-pLAN9

love it or leave it


Photos:
asians, mustache, wieners, sexy, and wieners


Games:
Music Catch

News:
Woman Exchanges Swedish Monopoly Money for Real Danish Kronor at Bank in Denmark

Random Links:
Haven't won anything in a while??

Movies:
(500) Days of Summer [Trailer]


Viral Videos:
Optical Illusion Girlfriend



Until next time...

Monday, January 26, 2009

A Mini Intro by the Mini Contributor

Hello there, my name is Eric Lewis and I will also be making posts here although not nearly as much as Sean or Mr. K. I hope everyone enjoys this as much as we do! Please feel free to message us or comment on posts we have made and express your opinion on anything and everything. Game on!

-Eric 'acousticals' Lewis

January 26, 2009

This is the first of many media links posts. This one is set as an example to what we'll be posting much more of every day. I promise that following posts will have much more to offer. Please enjoy this thoroughly and share this site with all of your friends!!

Music:

The_Red_Jumpsuit_Apparatus-Lonely_Road-2009-RTB [found on MIWWAF]

Photos:
Why so curious, George? [Thanks to Mr. K]

Games:
5 Differences

News:
Hacking Programmable Road Signs

Random Links:
Connect-A-Desk

Movies:
Miss March [Trailer]


Viral Videos:
Jake and Amir: Glasses

My name is Mr. K

Greetings future visitors of Link Filter, I am . I live in a rural town, my life is devoted to college, finding a career, and surrounding myself with entertainment media - all of it. I love sharing videos and interesting online articles with friends and acquaintances, so it only seemed natural to help when asked to contribute my lame abilities to scavenge and find content that makes my day more entertaining.

Enjoy.

The following video is highly comedic, borderline anti-theistic, and has been prone to anger the fevered religious type.

The 1st of Many, Many Posts

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